filthy-hippie-vibes:

taengthehero:

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

“We just got a notice, that we are now homeless, because I have no job, I am a lazy slob!”

*trot trot trot*

Oh god please dont be my jackson country.

jonlarsontattoos:

Space pussy

holynipples:

smilingtommo:

i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles

and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”

and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 

so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg

why did you do this 

mom i know u can hear me

wHY 

WHY TELL ME 

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK

OMG id be the happiest person in the world if i found this